Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(er, I mean, Congratulations to Bronson!)

Bronson, you break my heart. But at least you're making a lot of money doing it.

(I'm so conflicted. Good for him. Bad for me and any other Boston Bronson fans.)

This MLB/Direct TV thing better NOT go through. I'll never see Bronson pitch again at this rate.

(Screw it. I'm still NOT giving up the vigil.)